Haha Valentines day bust!
I think this is my very first back to back! I just wanted to say that Hes really not that into you was really good! It has some really sweet reasoning behind it which make sense and are really funny! Either way the horrific sarcastic humor was great.
anyways Another day another dollar (work was lame and slow) and I failed at halo too....DANG! Either way tomorrow will be better for work and for play! I plan on doing lots of stuff (after six of course)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
- GUMP
I don't know why I just quoted Forrest Gump, but I just felt like it so leave it!
P.S. yes I do know that movies are underlined I felt like it would be cooler to make them BOLD instead (cooler, yes?)
You know what? I never made a blog about my first date! As horrendous as it was I still should have written something about it. I'm quite surprised at myself because I personally love to blog and make jokes about my own life, especially this whole "first Date" thing because that in itself was a joke! Maybe I should read a little more carefully before I write anything because I can quite carefully recall a certain instance were wrote down the date of my first date. Now that I think back on it its quite hilarious because I mean really, the guy was awesome, but the show he put on was very lame. Seriously (I'm going to be VERY disgusting for a moment) open mouthed kissing, or wait, choking me with his humongous tongue and no gag reflex on the first date!? first DATE?! I though that was kinda extreme because to tell you the truth, getting someones tongue shoved into your larynx when you are not expecting it makes you a little unhappy. I'm not sure to this day why I did not stop it. At least the movies and couches were nice?
Now that I think back on that whole incident, I ask myself: Why did I let him use my uvula as a boxing bag for his tongue? Once again I must comment on my amazing skill to be passive when needed. I still don't get why that boy has to eye fuck me in class, he should really mind his own business! (well I mean the eye-screwing is really non-sexual due to the fact that he is happily ina relationship)
This reminds me of a terrible story about English class and this boy since this is the only class we share together along with another boy. So this one boy we will call him Bryce and the Other boy We will call him K, anyways, Bryce and I decided to work together on an English project and the second we shoved our desks together a loud shout from K came saying "Oh look at the lovebirds". Lovebirds? Lovebirds?! Now this I do not get, so I diregarded the comment and with one sharp look in his direction I turned swiftly to the teacher. (Before trouble found me of course) So our class was moved into the library for the day and I decided to look for a book first, but to my mistake we were supposed to be on the computers. Lowe and behold the computers Bryce and I are sitting at have made some new friends, but of course on my side. So both groups (Bryce and I and K's) are sitting nect to each other with myself sitting RIGHT NEXT TO K. Which turns out to be the worst thing that could have happend! Every time I would make jokes or speak of something I prefered I would hear little whispers (sometimes not so graceful) from K's seat. Also every once in awhile a nice smashing on my keyboard or exiting of the program I was in with the nice "Alt f4" method. For an entire HOUR I had to put up with K's foolishness, but that made me realize that he is the MOST immature boy I have ever met and is not boyfriend material no matter which way you look at him. (Unless of course you are looking for a quick anger bang, then you are in luck!)
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